The Cossack and the Nazi by Maggot--Medic, literature
Literature
The Cossack and the Nazi
Nikolai Belinski, the once feared and infamous soldier in the Russian ranks, was reduced to skulling vodka in a dark, dank closet full of disfigured space suits. Of course he found it ironic, after dragging down anybody he could to get to his rank, he is brought out of his rapid ascension by those which are below him. (Sometimes literally.)
"Nikolai? .... Nikolai, I need to borrow your Ray Gun, I broke mien ammunition bag.."
A distinctly german accent awoke Nikolai from his drunken stupor. The nazi opened the closet door and peered inside at the cossack, who fled into the corner from the light like it burned the drunk.
"Y.. You only get if
Have no fear doctor Edward Richtofen is here
he's a fan of the Wunderwaffe and Double Tap Rootbeer
cutting and slicing is his joy
he'll blow the zombies back to hell with his monkey toy
He rules them all with that scary leer.
Dr. Edward Richtofen Quotes by The-Demon-King999, literature
Literature
Dr. Edward Richtofen Quotes
"Now zis... IS ZE POWAH!!!!!!!" - Pack-A-Punch a Weapon
"Ah, o bathroom... Not a very interesting place... Unless your German... LIKE ME!!" - Bathroom area (Does not know the activation)
"Zis van didn't photograph so vell..." - Blank Photo (use Square, hold down)
"Hello, Dempshey... Ah, it's just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE! - Dempsey Photo
"His eyes are following me...!" - Nikolai Photo
"Ah, it's a picture of ze monkey bomb..." - Takeo Photo
"Oh, look! It's me... But not quite as magnificent!" - Richtofen Photo
"NINE! TOO CLOSE!" - Kill a Zombie
Happy birthday! I hope you have a good one! I'm willing to take a request but I have a ton of classes to get caught up in so it might be a few weeks before it's loaded.